Soul Cosmic by Himani

So, you married a Martian… not the green alien kind, but the planet Mars kind — hot-headed, action-packed, and absolutely allergic to calm communication.  Let’s explore what life looks like when your husband is ruled by Mars energy!

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1. Morning Routine? More Like a Battle Plan.

While you’re still trying to decide what to wear, he’s already completed 100 pushups, fixed the broken toaster, and planned a spontaneous road trip to Ladakh… in winter. ❄️
You say: “Let’s take it slow today.”
He says: “Slow is for Saturn husbands. We move FAST.”

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2. Fights? Oh Honey, Welcome to the War Zone.

Arguments are his cardio. You wanted to discuss which curtains to buy. Now you’re somehow debating the future of humanity.
Mars Hubby Style: “I’m not yelling, I’m just PASSIONATE!”
(Meanwhile, the neighbors are considering shifting planets.)

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3. Handyman Extraordinaire

Forget plumbers or electricians. If he sees a screw loose, he becomes Iron Man.
You: “Babu, call the technician.”
Mars Hubby: “Kyun? Main hoon na!”
(3 hours later, the geyser is on fire.)

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4. Romance = Wrestling + Pickup Lines

He doesn’t write poetry. He picks you up literally and says, “You are my mission.”
His idea of date night? Gym + Protein Shake + war movies. 
You wanted: Shahrukh-style romance.
You got: Sunny Deol with protein powder.

5. Adventure is His Middle Name

Vacay plans? You said Goa. He booked trekking in the Himalayas… with no guide, no signal, and only Anda Paratha for food.
Because relaxing is for Jupiter husbands. Mars needs challenges.
You: “Let’s sit by the beach.”
Him: “Let’s climb the volcano!” 

6. Apology? What’s That?

Mars husbands don’t say “Sorry.”
They say:
“It wasn’t a fight. It was passionate negotiation.”
“I still love you, now pass the dumbbells.”
They think “emotional vulnerability” is a software bug.

But Still…

He’ll protect you like a warrior, fight your enemies (even imaginary ones), and treat you like his queen – once he stops treating life like a WWE match.
And let’s be honest… when he hugs you after a stormy fight, you kinda like it too.

Verdict:

Married to Mars?
Fasten your seatbelt, carry a fire extinguisher, and never forget—your calm is his karma.
And if you ever get tired… just remind him:
“Mangal grah ke ho, par mein to shanti ki devi hoon!”