🥳 If you’re attending a marriage party and your energy is Queen of Swords…
👰♀️ Bride’s Aunt (sobbing): “Shaadi toh ek nayi zindagi ki shuruaat hai…”
💁♀️ You (Queen of Swords, sipping mocktail): “Zindagi? Or lifetime subscription to compromise?”
🎉 Dance floor drama:
DJ: “Put your hands up for love!”
Queen of Swords you: Raises hand to give a relationship lecture instead.
“True love isn’t about jhoom barabar jhoom, it’s about clear boundaries and signed consent.”
🍽️ Buffet line moment:
Relative: “Beta shaadi kab kar rahi ho?”
You: “Shaadi? Mere Excel sheet mein toh uske liye koi cell hi nahin hai.”
Relative: “Kaisi baatein karti ho?”
You: “Main emotions nahi, logic serve karti hoon. Paneer lo aur line se hat jao.”
👀 When someone tries flirting:
Flirter: “You look gorgeous tonight.”
Queen of Swords energy: “I look sharp because I cut through nonsense. Try again with a thesis and citations.”
💫 Cosmic Message from the Queen of Swords:
While she may come across icy, she’s the guardian of truth, clarity, and boundaries.
In a world of emotional chaos (like a shaadi ka dance floor), she’s the one who stays aligned, aware, and authentic.
Moral of the party:
Dance with grace, speak your truth, and don’t let anyone spill raita on your inner peace. 💃🧠✨
Soul Cosmic by Himani 
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